A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, What are you doing in there? she asked.一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：你在那里做什么？

The rabbit replied, This is a Westinghouse, isn"t it?兔子回答：这是Westinghouse对不对？（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司）

The lady confirmed, Yes. 女士确认道：没错。

Well, the rabbit said,I"m westing.兔子说：那就对了，我就是要往西边去。

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？

Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢？

Mother Rabbit: I"ll tell you when you"re older.兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician"s hat.兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。